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theprojectsprodigy:

When you send the purple pickle emoji 🍆 and she send the tongue emoji 👅 right back

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monkeysalon:

Bobby Shmonkey

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ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate ¾ of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

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Photo 4 Oct 428,351 notes rhubabe: “ c3tcn: “ bonerfart: “ fun fact: the producer for the Scooby-Doo movies is named Dick Suckle ” he was born in 1969 ” dicksuckle69 ”

rhubabe:

c3tcn:

bonerfart:

fun fact: the producer for the Scooby-Doo movies is named Dick Suckle

he was born in 1969

dicksuckle69

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you like

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ruinedchildhood:

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bioandroid:

delalalarosa:

These are the best facial expressions I’ve ever seen tbh

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Photo 4 Oct 36,085 notes catzgba: “the ambien subreddit once again is the only thing that can consistently induce laughing fits to the point of severe abdominal pain when i read it ”

catzgba:

the ambien subreddit once again is the only thing that can consistently induce laughing fits to the point of severe abdominal pain when i read it

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Photo 4 Oct 47,229 notes stability: “ this is so cute !!!!!! ”

stability:

this is so cute !!!!!!

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